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When one ejaculates a tremendous amount of semen onto one's face, and allows said semen to flow down like an avalanche.
*Midst of having sex*
Justina: "Make sure you cum in your hand hunny, I don't want that shit on me."
Erich: "Remember that skiing trip you always wanted hunny? Well I'm about to take you to yogurt mountain!"
*Splat*
Literal stretch of dirt poor Caucasian trailer trash that spams Perú, Bolivia and Ecuador.
Ugly, trashy Caucasians who look like Ray Romano and Snooki Polizzo.
Andes Mountains have some dirt poor Caucasians, particularly in Perú, Bolivia, Ecuador.
Evelyn from 90 Day Fiance appeared in basic race play; there is a memorable scene where her Neanderthal ass was seated next to 3 gorgeous Native Americans.
Like dirt poor Caucasians? Try Bolivia or Perú, Ray Romano and Snooki Polizzo finna do it for you.
When you farmer your nose into her lady parts for lube
There was no KY jelly available but Rocky Mountain snot box and we were good to go.
A cream pie, but in the woods, amongst nature.
“Yeah bro I took that bitch camping and gave her a mountain pie lmao”
“Wow sick bro”
To overcome adversity against at least some several odds and a farmer's dozen even-bare minimum.
Porsche McAponestone excelled obiedient to those laws relevant unflinchingly and with the utmost serious dedication and commitment as well as fudged the numbers a few time or more in magnificent struggle to attain excellence and perfect her golden dome of wisdom and Apple of chaste and wondrous fulfillment thus moving mountains.
A sudden state of mental confusion or forgetfulness experienced by a retired individual after living in the countryside mountains for an extended period of time.
Loree: "I don't see the pickles in the grocery bag."
Bill: "Oooh I must've had a bad case of a mountain mush. I totally forgot!"