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When you tit-fuck your girl until you cum into her waiting open mouth and fill it up.
I met that girl at the bar and took her home. Gave her The Mountain Lake and thought she was going to choke to death.
When you tit-fuck your girl until you cum into her waiting open mouth and fill it up.
I met that girl at he bar and brought her her home. I gave her The Mountain Lake and she almost choked to death.
Bunya Mountains is a National park in Queensland situated between Dalby and Kingaroy. Its main population consists of tiny kangaroos and one pink lady. Its a great place to go if you want to get away from your interesting lives and go somewhere where you dont have to do anything. Mainly because there is nothing to do.
I went to Bunya Mountains yesterday it was so boring I jumped off.
A disease mostly affecting people from tropic and sub tropics environments, RMBD is contracted when one of these people attempt spending a winter in the Rockies, and then end up staying indoors for 5 months. Symptoms include, but are not limited to, an increase in waist size, and a much larger gluteus maximus, pale pasty skin, and a smell of poor hygiene.
Jane moved here last summer from Cali and ended up catching Rocky Mountain Butt Disease.
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BROKE BACK MOUNTAIN
analogous situation with the Australian 'Bush' or Outback as the setting
OUTBACK MOUNTAIN - A True Story
Two men named Symmo and Hayden,
Grew up having lust for no maiden.
Hayden suggested, "Let's screw,"
Monkey see, monkey do,
And the results were heard all the way in Aden.
The nasty-ass shit you take after chugging four cans of mountain dew in the morning. Also known as mountain deuce.
Yo man where's Jimmy? I can't find him anywhere. Class starts in 10 minutes.
I think he's on the can dropping a mountain dookie.
A person that resides in the blue mountains Australia just out side Sydney.
Be careful going to the Montains wouldn’t want to mess with a mountain goat aye