Something you say when something weird or incredible happens
OH MY GOURD
A phrase originally generated by the only, Anais B, and her friend Natalie M who accidentally said "Oh my cow!" as an excited statement accidentally mixing "Holy Cow!" and "Oh my God!"
Oh my cow! That shirt's so cool!
When you're in school and cant say a swear, so you combine three of them.
I failed the Test???? OH MY GOSHELLNESS
Synonymous with saying "Oh well" as if to describe a feeling of defeat or rejection.
The airport withheld my luggage 3000 miles away and refuses to return it. Oh shit-skis.
When it's as cold outside as Judas Iscariots heart when he betrayed Jesus.
Oh my Judas! it's freezing out here!
1: Anime/manga series by Kazuki Takahashi
2: Card game that started out pretty good but became slightly unfair after eventually evolving into summoning your whole deck on one turn with whack ass Pendulum/Link Monsters.
I just got OTK'd in Yu-Gi-Oh from a Borrelsword/Borreload Dragon and my opponent's 5000 monsters they summoned on one turn.
An expression of ecstasy expressed by a lady when penetrated in a particularly satisfying manner from behind by a man with a sizeable penis.
Simon repeatedly thrusted his cock in and out of Jacqueline as she leant forward and screamed out "lorkes oh lordee!".