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1 A group of friends or classmates who stay up late into the early hours of the morning with you doing homework. You usually socialize with them over some online messenger such as Gmail, AIM, MSN, or Facebook chat. You hardly get any work done, but you are happy to say that you're bonding with your LNB!
2 A secret society only kids who procrastinate and take AP/Honors classes would be eligible for.
3 A group of friends that know you at your worst state; sleep deprived, stressed, and possibly horny.
"I spend my nights sitting at the computer furiously doing homework and talking for hours with the few who dare stay up to the early hours of the morning with me. Dear Late Night Buddies!"
"It's 3:20a.m, and it's the first meeting of the Late Night Buddies Society!"
"So everyone, there's a 10 page paper due tomorrow and I'm sure nobody has started it. Tonight's LNB meeting will consist of the essay and cups of hot cocoa with marshmellows! -YAAAY!- "
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When testicles are placed in the eye sockets. One testicle must be placed in each eye socket while the recipient is sleeping.
I will administer the Arabian night goggles to Nate in Washington.
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An elite faction of tremendously dodgy cunts. To gain acceptance from the group you must perform a array of death-defying tasks such as consuming a perverse quantity of alcoholic beverages. The Boiz Night Crew are feared by all and respected by none. The faction consists of sixteen members carefully selected judging on their pussy fucking abilities. Each associate is equivalent as there is no dominant leader. Women are seldom permitted to associate with The Boiz Night Crew unless their pussy is on the table, if this is the case all members are permitted to thrash it out.
Officer 1: The woman's corpse was covered in semen and every orifice was emitting blood.
Officer 2: obviously the work of The Boiz Night Crew.
Officer 1: OH GOD....
Officer 2: A few years back they had their way with my wife and children, I don’t think I ever entirely recovered from what I witnessed that day. Most nights I sit alone with nothing but my desolation to keep me company, pondering on how their souls were blackened to such an extent. I have lost all hope in society.
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What I, and all sensible ladies, carry to discourage or stop attacks by hoodlums.
Nobody ever raped a thirty-eight. That's why I pack a Saturday Night Special.
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a typical girl's night out consists of a bunch of girl's getting completely dressed up, including but not limited to excessively slutty or overdone makeup, then going out to a club/bar type place to then get completely wasted all the while flirting with unsuspecting single men while their husband/boyfriends remain none the wiser.
Please also note girls night out does not have to include alcohol or a bar/club, if a moderate amount of male bashing goes on including but not limited to the boyfriend/husband, then a girls night out has occured.
If the girls night out does include a bar/club it should also include having gullible lonely men pay for drinks as well.
Dumb Girl 1: Hey ladies its been a while time for a girls night out!!
Dumb Girl 2: Yeh lets hit up the club this Friday and leave the guys at home!
Dumb Girl 3: Alright! I finally have an excuse to wear that slutty shirt I bought last fall!
Random Boyfriend with sense observing conversation: Uhh the last time you went out like that, you came home drunk as hell, with some random numbers stuffed in your purse.
Dumb Girl (doesnt matter which one): Shutup idiot! we had to give them something for paying for all the drinks. Duh.
Boyfriend: Oh okay, so its okay for me to go out and have some idiot pay for my drinks and give out my number in return then?
Dumb Girl: If you do that I will rip off your balls, fry them in oil and feed to the dog.
Boyfriend: yeh,...okay,...sounds fair.
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Good old shows come out... usually...
Dude, fresh prince is on nick at nite!
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Hooking up with someone and having sex all night long.
So where have you been?
I met this guy id seen around before but i didnt think he liked me,but he took me to his place and oh my god did he fuck me! We went all night long!
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