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DJ Press Play

A person who thinks they are a DJ at a party just because they can press play on a CD or play an iPod.

Look at that chump over there, DJ Press Play's thinking he can spin.

by djpressplay February 17, 2010


Playing The Married Card

The act where one individual who has recently got married (usually the male) automatically thinks he is better than his single or unattached friends for no apparent reason other than his own false sense of confidence. He often shows this behavior by talking down to or belittling his friends while at the same time his friends are quickly becoming distant from him for obvious reasons. This act of selfish over confidence usually results in the loss of the friendship or at the very least a situation where the friend loses all respect for the newly married individual. The married man is usually passed off as a joke.

Repeated infractions of this attitude will result in the individual losing the majority of his friends and eventually the respect of his wife. Ultimately this could lead to divorce and a very sad existence thereafter.

Person 1: Did you hear that Tom recently got married?

Person 2: Yeah, I heard & I really don't care.

Person 1: Why is that?

Person 2: Well the fool was very timid before, now he thinks he's better than all of us. He called me up the other day and tried to act superior like being married made him a god.

Person 1: Shit, no way. What a loser. I guess he's Playing The Married Card.

by Trinity8688 November 27, 2010

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Playing monopoly

Having sex with a girl and or a guy and then having sex with his or her entire friend group later, this can be done all at once or it can be done at different times.

John: So did you have sex with Michala?
Me: Yeah and Iโ€™m planning to play monopoly
John: Hell yeah brotha
John: Iโ€™m currently playing monopoly with Ashleyโ€™s friend group
Me: How far are you?
John:Half way brotha, Iโ€™m currently working on Hannah
Me:Good work man I hope you get it

by Kingyoungdaggerdick September 5, 2018

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play dad

male adult that you had the most fun with growing up as a child

Uncle Phil was my play dad growing because he took me to many theme parks and water parks during my summer breaks.

by McWritah June 16, 2015

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Let's STFU And Play

A very unique youtuber, who doesn't use any form of expression outside of body movement or audio clips. he usually plays vr games and indie titles.

from his "about" page on youtube: "Silence is golden.
-Like videogames, especially VR and indie titles?
-Like Let's Plays?
-Like subtle editing and humour?
-Like constant face-cam interruptions and fake over-reactions being screamed in your ear? ...No?
Good, 'cause we only have those first three things; this is the Let's STFU and Play channel. Enjoy."

Person 1: Hey, did you see that new Let's STFU And Play video?
Person 2: Yeah. pretty kickass if i say so myself.

by Jkliopzx April 10, 2018


Playing in my face

Feigning ignorance while being blatantly disrespectful; i.e. insulting ones intelligence.

My man was grinding all on some chic in the club and gon' ask me what's the issue? If this n*gga don't stop playing in my face...

by TekiaP April 8, 2023


Playing the Hairy Harmonica

Eating a girl out

If you need an example of what Playing the Hairy Harmonica is you shouldnt be on this site.

by Banjo and cassius July 14, 2008