The act of pooping while having a conversation with someone on the phone
"My poop quickly turned into a ninja poop when my boss called."
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A really bad fart that smells like poop but no poop is present. Sometimes followed by poop sweats and then the poop chills.
Dude did you just poop your pants!?!?
No, I've just got the air poops which means I better find a bathroom soon! Pooping is my priority right now!
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The act of getting owned in a fps game.
Joey: Get pooped on! you little noob. *Kills entire enemy team.
Other team: Go have butt sex you homo!
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Taking a shit so big that it leaves rings around the toilet.
I think the Mexican food I had last night was the main contributor to this mornings poop-a-loops.
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When the squad got the shy guy, the annoying one, the jock, and of corse the poop dealer; the fecal distributer; when you trapping so hard you mass produce your own fecal matter
Yo imma poop dealer you need some fecal matter
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Make A Big Poop In A Bag And Throw it At People :)
Paper:Hey Bob My Friends Having A Poop Party
Bob: Ohh Great I Love Bags Of Throwing Poop!
Bob& Paper:Poop Partys Yayy!
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1. When you take an unusually sharp shit. So sharp that it comes out wearing a tux, a top hat and a monocle.
2. Mr. hanky all dolled up.
1. Before my fundraiser last night, I dropped a few poop shards and decided last minute to allow the fanciest one to accompany me as my date. We turned heads.
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