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When a man unleashes two monster size loads into the same persons mouth, but is 2 separate ejaculation, in a short time frame.
Bro 1: I heard you took Sally home last night, bro. What did you do?
Bro 2: She gave me a 2 pump shump!
Bro 1: Dude.
When a woman gives a wet handjob on the top floor of a sky scraper in LA and finishes him over the edge.
Debbie gave Brad a Los Angeles smog pump 2 times last week and once today, the aftermath landed on 6 people!!!
It's basically were somebody walks into a gas station on all fours with only a ski mask on and asks the clerk "filler up please!" and 5 big black men come out and fill up all his holes with cum
" That man definitely needs a filler up on pump 7"
"Oscar the pump god" or his full name Oscar Fraire Vidriales is religiously believed to be the son of "Jehovah" also known as "god the father". He is also religiously believed to be the brother of the lord and savior "Jesus christ". He also started his own religion thousands of years ago that is called "PumpGodism
Oscar the pump god is the son of jehovah
Oscar the pump god is the brother of jesus christ
To be pumpin someones tits at a video game, sport, etc...
" Calgary's going to get their tits pumped tonight against Edmonton in the NHL".
While schooling a friend at a video game, " you're gettin yur tits pumped son".
betraying someone like an absolute dick and leave them to die
"Don't you dare pull a pump horse on me after this robbery!" - somebody I don't know some idiot dumbass who died because of his friend pulling a pump horse on him
When one commits the act of fappage on one's own beastly piece.
Dude: Hey, you wanna hang out?
Dude (other): Nah, I'm pumping knuckles.