When one commits the act of fappage on one's own beastly piece.
Dude: Hey, you wanna hang out?
Dude (other): Nah, I'm pumping knuckles.
A pre-going out workout to give you the impression you don't look fat.
Big Andy hadn't visited the gym in a number of weeks, so he popped to the gym for a quick glamour pump before the dating meetup
To be pumpin someones tits at a video game, sport, etc...
" Calgary's going to get their tits pumped tonight against Edmonton in the NHL".
While schooling a friend at a video game, " you're gettin yur tits pumped son".
betraying someone like an absolute dick and leave them to die
"Don't you dare pull a pump horse on me after this robbery!" - somebody I don't know some idiot dumbass who died because of his friend pulling a pump horse on him
Make some money; get your hustle on
Get out there and pump a pack if you need money
Something a chubby idiot calls herself
“ hey I think my stupid name Nickel Pumped is clever. “
1. majick liquids that generate enormous profit
Computer salesman are good at marketing squirt-pumps.