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The shart after u rip anal beads out of her ass.
Last night me and a friend were playing anal tug of war and when he eventually pulled the beads out I had a diesel queef all over him
The act of intentionally inhaling a woman’s queef for sexual gratification and ultimate arousal.
The word queef if derived from the Latin word queefus, which mean to expel air from a hidden cavity.
The act can be traced back to ancient Roman times when wealthy women realised they could enhance the sexual pleasure of their partner by expelling vaginal air for their inhalation. This was typically during the famous orgies of Rome when centurions became particularly fond of indulging in the act, often prior to heading off into battle.
Ancient manuscripts were discovered in Egypt that once deciphered described many of the Pharos wives engaged in the act with their slaves when their pharaoh husbands were away for long periods at war, but some historians doubt whether this is true. Mainly as it was forbidden for slaves to engage in any sexual activity with their masters or indeed mistress. If they had been caught certain crucifixion would have followed.
In later times the practice became widespread after the fall of the Roman Empire and was practiced throughout Gaul and Saxony.
Some say that the gypsy folk brought the practice to Great Britain around 55AD, with it becoming commonplace by the 1066 when the first King of England encountered courtiers indulging after lengthy banquets.
So it is highly likely that the Royal houses passed the practice down through the Middle Ages and it became practiced amongst common folk and local wenches would charge exorbitant fees for their clients.
It is not known whether the house of Windsor engage in the inhalation of queef nectar, but it is highly likely as they have been accused of being miscreants and deviants
Scousers queef
The scousers queef smell stayed in my clothing
A queef tingle is when a girl farts out of her vagina and her pussy lips flap together and start to tingle in a way that the pussy lips recite jingle bells.
jessica just queef tingled, the sound was magical!
Popping out a tin of cornedbeef amidst a queef attack.
Damn Ffion, you know how to rock a cornedbeef queef.
By the way.. Thank Jackie for the pasties.
the formation of a splooge bubble resulting from the simultaneous act of splooging and queefing.
I shat on my girlfriend's chest after her splooge queefe bubble popped on my forehead.
shirt man that is whiny and needs to shut the fuck up
Aim is a queef cuck.