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A person that everbody hates, he has short brown hair, and wears a phillies jacket. Has nike 6.0s. And u like to throw poptarts at him.
Alex Lee Myers stop being a poptart retard. U stupid jew.
Ur such a poptart retard Alex.
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a retarded ballerina is a ballerina (best portrayed in Rihanna's Umbrella video) which creeps along on its pointed toes and struggles to maintain balance on the small appendages. A deformed, retarded ballerina is one that is missing some or all of its toes and fumbles around on partial or complete stubs of their feet. They normally smell like rotting onions and have extremely long tits.
Mitch-Dag son... here comes that fuckin' retard ballerina again I say we kick it in the toes and hope it falls over
Tom- Nahh son thats a "deformed retarded ballerina" it doesn't have many toes to kick... lets lead it towards a pothole, then it will definately trip.
Mitch- Sick Plan ...get the shovel
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when a lot of retards get together and start thier own unit. most of them need wheelchairs or zimmer frames to move. they can use thier walking sticks as shotgun when anouther unit drives up on thier turf. the reatrd unit often perform drive-bys on thier wheel chairs, and some times have drag races in thier wheel chairs modded with nitrous oxided that can get up to speeds of 150 mph.
wow look at the retard unit they can bearly walk but they sure can fight.
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When someone who looks weak or lanky is, in reality, extremely strong. Usually shows when that person is experiencing serious emotional strain but is just as present if they just show "their" average level of strength compared to someone who appears much larger than they are.
One time I knew a guy with retard strength; looked like a pencil but could throw a bodybuilder across the room like a pillow.
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When my girl friend mixes up "asshole" and "retard" after i make fun of her.
"You make me feel like an ass retard."
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There are actually two definitions for the phrase negative retarded.
1.) More retarded than retarded. (The superlative form of retarded)
2.) If used in the proper context, it can be a way to call someone intelligent. This is because the negative of something is usually the opposite, so the negative of retarded is intelligent.
John is negative retarded, he walked into a door like 10 times in row, man!
Christine was called negative retarded today by her friend because she is in smart people math (aka calculus)
Bob didn't know what negative retarded meant, so he must be negative retarded
man!
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A human-generated retarded entity.
Q: What's the difference between Sarah Palin's mouth and her vagina?
A: Only one retarded thing has come out of her vagina.
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