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Puberty typically makes you look better. In this case, instead of looking better, you end up looking worse. You don't have a glow up, you have a glow down.
Timothy is a victim of reverse puberty. He used to be cute, but he is ugly af now.
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The act of getting on one's knees and then proceeding to give a really short person head after they drink too much; therefore resulting in an accidental golden shower.
Yea, but she was so drunk she reverse rumpelstiltskinned on me!
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A reverse simp is someone who despises another person so much, they do anything and everything they can to avoid them, including paying a hitman to try and take them out, buying expensive and illegal poison, or buying a plane ticket to permanently get away from them.
Person 1: "Hey, why are you paying so much for that poison?"
Person 2: "I reverse simp for this one guy. Hate him to the guts."
Person 1: "Ah. Understandable. Have a nice day, then!"
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the opposite of a cocooner. it is when a person starts out as an ugly child and then becomes attractive when they get older.
"your sister was such an ugly child"
"yeah but look at her now"
"damn! she's hot now. what the hell happened?"
"yeah...she's a reverse cocooner."
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Similar to the brooklyn bridge, the reverse brooklyn is a felatio position where one's testicles are placed on the partner's forehead and the penis shaft rests along the bridge of the nose with the head of the penis falling roughly at the mouth and chin.
Fred:"I gave Sally a reverse brooklyn while she was sleeping last night!"
Bill:"Oh, you put your balls in her mouth?"
Fred:"No! I said 'REVERSE brooklyn'"
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Reverse game is a tactic oft-used by younger/immature people, but is also found in people of any age who have an ineptitude when it comes to conveying interest to the opposite sex with the hopes of garnering their interest in return. While this condition afflicts women as well, it is much more prevalent in men. The tactic can best be described as the situation when Person A speaks negatively about Person B, who they deem to be a threat to their romantic interests, to Person C (who is most commonly the person toward which said romantic interest is directed, though may also be a person through which Person A believes his message will be delivered to said person of interest). This tactic is used by people who have absolutely no class, or social skills, to try to help bolster their own stock.
"Dude, I can't believe Brad is running reverse game on you with Ashley, what a douche bag."
In the world of gentlemen, and guys' guys, running reverse game is among the worst offenses of the code.
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Sexual position: Man on bottom, horse on top
The inequality of the infamous Mexican donkey show, can be equalized with the introduction of the Reverse Cowboy shows.
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