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Super Straight

A way for middleschoolders old men and white twinks to identify they both have a scat kink. This is commonly used on the app tiktok where the colors black and orange(grindr colors) are put in a bio so it's easier to find other twinks

I am super straight meaning I am sexually attracted to f*ck the literal shit out of someone

by FriendlyNeighborhoodFag March 8, 2021

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Super Straight

One of four valid sexualities: along with Super Gay, Super Lesbian, and Bisexual. Super Straight is really just straight--the "super" only became necessary after the transwoman brigade started claiming that "straight" includes male attraction to dudes cosplaying as extremely ugly and hairy women--which it most emphatically does not.

Transwoman: "Super Straight isn't a valid sexuality! Everyone knows straight men want to have sex with other men!"

Chad: "Uh, no dude. That's not how this works. That's not how any of this works."

by NonpedoSargon September 29, 2022

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Super Straight

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Vern admitted he has never slept with anyone. He is super straight.

by K7Noel March 16, 2021

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Super Straight

People that are super straight only date Women that are born Women

I am coming out as super straight

by Ethans Fetish March 6, 2021

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Super Straight

"a bullshit thing" - me, a straight person
Used by entitled dickheads who don't want to be called transphobic for not having an attraction to transgender people of the opposite gender

*on behalf of the none dickhead heteros, I'm so sorry*

Transgender man: hello-
Super straight female: oh my god, I'm not attracted to you. I'm super straight, now I want a pride and a flag because I am now a part of the LGBTQ

by hi.im.cay March 10, 2021

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Super Straight

Super Straight is a term for those who are closeted to find one another. Primarily used by republicans as they're more fearful of being outed.

Kyle: Hey man what is your sexuality?
Ryan: I'm actually super straight

Kyle: thank you for trusting me man I won't out you

by coldtoad March 9, 2021

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super straight

A term made up by transphobes to inform the public they are transphobes. Not to be confused with a genital preference.

Super straight: would never date a transgender person

Genital preference: would not sleep with someone with certain parts (example: a straight man may not want to sleep with a pre-operation transgender woman)

If you would not date a trans person, even after operations, even if they're 100 percent passing, then congratulations, you're a "super straight."

I may be slightly confused, but this is my take on the situation.

person: I'm a super straight!
me: oh, okay. You're a transphobe.
person: NO, I'm a SUPER STRAIGHT, I WOULD JUST NEVER DATE- (insert rant here)

by Ace_The_Card_Man December 13, 2021

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