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The act of jerking one’s penis while simultaneously cutting one’s wrist like a violin.
Ben was so depressed and horny last night, he began to play the suicidal violin.
The act of liking a facebook status / link that implies one's demise due to a self inflicted deadly act. This is considered by many an asshole move.
"The game of life is hard to play
I'm gonna lose it anyway
The losing card I'll someday lay
so this is all I have to say. "
*SUICIDE LIKE*
A Suicide Date is when you date someone so horrible, or so unbearable they make you want to kill yourself because they make your suffering that much more miserable
No, Wait! Johnny Don't take that cyanide!
Sorry Tim, just went on a Suicide Date and now I wanna fucking die
Bored to the point where it becomes suicidal
Wow, this place is a shit hole, looks like another suicide alert saturday!
When you choose to end the life of your bong as well as add misfortune to another person's life by being hit by a flying bong.
Yo that guy down the street sucks so hard! I'm going suicide bonging at his front door later!
A crime committed out of desperation for money and has a very low chance of success. A person is hungry, homeless or has a family member who is sick. As income inequality worsens, more of these crimes will occur as people around the world struggle to survive. crime, criminal, desperation, criminal justice system, perpetrator, police, suicide mission, suicide, desperate act, incarceration, income inequality, the 1%, the 99%, rich, poor, suicide crimes
You’re going to rob the store next to the police station during the day. I’ve got to Tom, I need money for my dad, he can’t afford his medicine and will die without it. That’s a suicide crime Dave.