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When your friend says something that's 1000000000% fax
Who needs Ghost when you have HB?
Take this W
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When someone snorts cocaine with a harriet tubman 20$ bill
Guy: "hey man you wanna be taking the underground railroad cuz my dealer got me the good hook up"
Take her to Poletown is a way for a guy to tell someone that they are going to have sex with a certain woman. It may be mistaken by the more naïve person (even the woman herself) as a reference to the Polish district of a large city but that is just a guy's way of letting another know (wink, wink) that sometime in the near future his dick's going to be wearing her Va-jay-jay sweater.
Cal: Hey, Frankie. I got a date this Friday with Paulette.
Frankie: Damn! She is so freakin’ hot!
Cal: Yeah. Guaranteed, man, Within two weeks I’m going to take her to Poletown!
To take somones viginity or there crown
To take somones crown :Jack fell down and lost his crown and Jill came tumbling after.
A phrase which means "Things are so dramatic, it's starting to resemble Melrose Place."
References the 1990's drama filled soap opera, Melrose Place.
Person 1: Can you believe that he likes Lucas, who likes Desiree, who likes Jamie who likes Lucas?
Person 2: Yeah man. This shit is taking a turn for the Melrose.
Adjective used to describe a pleasurable feeling such as that which comes when hot, inflexible, jabbing skates (roller or ice) are removed after being worn for such a long time that you forget how uncomfortable they really are. Can also be used to describe something that just feels good, absent the removal of pain.
Ah man, after sitting on that terrible wooden chair all day, this sofa is like taking off skates.
What a girl says she’s gonna do when she asks me out
Me: so what are you doing tomorrow?
Girl: Nothing, just taking out the trash
Me: *gasp* :)