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An event while texting where the recipient of your text gains the wrong meaning from your message.
You text "I'm really happy to be at work" to a friend. What you really mean is "I really don't want to be at work." Your friend thinks you are really happy to be at work and life is just grand for you. This is a text miscommunication error.
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It's when you text someone late night, midday, AM or when you assume the other person is asleep and you've got something pointless to say and you start out a very pointless conversation with a text that reads... "Wake up text". This text may be altered in any means necessary to suit your style as long as the phrase "Wake up text" is still included and in the same exact order with "Wake" right before "up" and followed by "text"
It is 4am at Purdue and Gerard is studying. Rigorously.
Meanwhile, Don at UIC lays his head on his Barney pillow.
Gerard text's: Wake up text
Don replies: Thanks. What you doin?
*Texting continues through the night*
::ALTERED VER::
Gerard text's: Wake up text bith!
Don replies: **DOESN'T REPLY**
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a kind of person that is never seen not text messenging.
damn, hat bitch is a text-message ninja.
____ ninja can also be used in other situations, jager ninja, iPod ninja, etc.
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Having the love of your life breakup with you a week before your birthday via text message from Jeremy Rich.
"It's not you, it's me."
Text Message Breakup
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Someone who doesn't text while driving, but does only while stopped at a red light. Figures this is the safest way to text "while driving."
Kirstyn is always red light texting. Never on the move, only while stopped. Her parents are greatly relieved.
After a close call in traffic, Pansy stopped texting and became a red light texter.
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1.(verb) Establishing that one no longer wishes to pursue a relationship via text message.
2. (noun) tactics of a man who has no balls and does not deserve penetration.
3. (noun) tatic that will get you cussed out, your shit put on blast, and offical forfeiture of any of your muthafuckin shit left at your girlfreinds house.
Phone is buzzing
Girl: Its a text from my boo.
Face draws up in anger.
Girl: This bamma did not just break up with me via text message.
Freind: Dont be upset men like that do not deserve penetration and are losers anyway. Who in the hell text message Fuck him!
Girl: You are right, I guess he wont be needing these anymore(throws out boyfreinds stuff)
Freind: Text message breakups are the worst.
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a text message earlier in the day to make certain that the recipient of the booty call doesn’t have plans for the evening
Phil sent a pre-booty text to make sure his booty call wouldn’t be futile
Karen received a pre-booty text, which caused her to clear up her schedule.
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