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When you start writing a code and find yourself overusing conditional/if statements inefficiently, making your code long, messy and unreadable. This strategy is often used by people new to coding, or people that have not planned out how they will write their program. In addition to spamming if statements, if-coders also often do not follow the rules of object oriented programming. They will often only have one class file and will include all of the code for the objects they could have made in that class, resulting in a (very) long code that is hard to read and hard to expand off of, which often leads to code abandonment.

Example 1*

Person 1: Last night I was making a pretty cool game, but I found myself if-coding, and I had to abandon it.

Person 2: Oh wow that's gotta suck.

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Example 2*

New Coder: Hey check out this cool game I made!

Experienced Coder: This is a big piece of if-code. Your game sucks.

New Coder: Well my mom thought it was pretty cool...

by YetAnother13YearOldBoy November 13, 2013


zip code freedom

Remote work gives us zip code freedom. If I can do my job from paradise why should it matter to my boss?

John experienced zip code freedom during the pandemic, once tasted, the "return to the office" push was obvious BS.

by jmacofearth April 30, 2024


@valz new code

Suck your friend tray dick

"@valz new code" give tray head

by hjshesihe March 1, 2022


Code 13

NCPDP Submission Clarification Code 13: Payer-recognized declared emergency assistance. Used in pharmacies to get an override for an emergency-related prescription fill.

Technician: “Mr. Blow’s Losartan was RTS (refill too soon) ‘till Monday”

Pharmacist: “code 13 it. he has to evacuate before then”

by vimk445 April 8, 2020


my code is compiling

Used by non-interpreter languuage develpoers when they need a break.

I'll get some snacks since my code is compiling.
Let my take a breathb outside while my code is compiling.

by Starfinder March 28, 2019


my code is compiling

Used by programmers when they need a break.

I'll go and get some snacks since my code is compiling

by Starfinder March 28, 2019


code 1405

When your bro gets caught cheating

nigga im caught use code 1405

by Jack eats fiber glass January 18, 2023