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A school that Jews their students out of money in every way imaginable. They force students to live on a dry campus for three years in severely overpriced dorms, and underclasaman are required to buy meal plans that equate to $15 a meal for shit food. They try to talk up having small class sizes to prospective students, but jew you during registration and make you jump through hoops to get overrides into your classes. The school president is Paul Triblestein, and is the man who implemented many of these policies. Overall, the school feels like a giant synagogue, and every student or alumni will have a story about how they were jewed out of money.
If you want a to go to school and get nickeled and dimed by a bunch of Jews, then Christopher Newport University is the school for you.
A well-respected school located in West Philadelphia, SJU straddles City Avenue. Saint Joseph's is known for its Haub School of Business and its basketball team, the Hawks. SJU students can be described as snobby but most aren't nearly as bad as those found at Villanova. SJU is small but well known throughout the country and most graduates find good jobs after receiving their diplomas.
The Big 5 consists of Saint Joseph's University, Villanova University, La Salle University, University of Pennsylvania, and Temple University.
A faith-based university which claims to be Christ-like ish but is actually an inconsiderate, incompassionate, religiously-fanatical, Christ impractical society. Denies students of fundamental human rights, violates and limits the power of their volition.
"In Mountain Top University we never joke with our rules and regulations." said DSA.
"There are two fathers of love, but as for me, I'm fire!!!!!! " said a regular loony.
"At Mountain Top University we're all prisoners of 'hope'" said the..............
The ultimate way of life, events, and all parts of this world and this universe. Many define part of this with their religion, or any religion can use this as just a metaphysical way to describe fate and sequence of events.
Usually used to describe something very small and unimportant and how it relates to "the big picture".
Dude to dude: "I mean really, in the grand scheme of the universe, how much is breaking up with Shannon?"
Sacred Heart Univeristy is a small, private Catholic University located on the boarder of Fairfield and Bridgeport. Despite the stereotype of Bridgeport, the area surrounding SHU isn't bad at all- it's actually really safe and you're really close to everything you need, including malls, inexpensive stores, and housing in nice areas that isn't half as expensive as Fairfield. The student body is primarily white, except for a few athletes, and usually come from NJ, NY, Long Island, CT, and Mass. The people are well groomed and usually good looking. You always see a familiar face around, and everyone is pretty friendly to one another- the school spirit is strong. Sacred Heart is a division 1 school in the northeast conference. Going out to clubs and bars can get pretty pricey, considering the most common form of transportation is taxi's/trains and being well dressed is a must, but it's always fun. If you're not so much into the club/bar scene, it's not hard to find a local house party going on. The school is pretty expensive, and the prices of food are ridiculous. Some of the rules are pretty stupid, but if you're decently smart you can get away with anything. The SHUttles take you to the trainstation, mall, grocery store, etc. so you really don't need a car, though it does come in handy. Though it's not an Ivy League school and you don't need to be in the top 5% to get admitted to Sacred Heart, if you don't do your work you won't be able to stay. The reputation of Sacred Heart is a rising one, and the internship/job opportunities they offer are amazing. All in all, if you get your work done you and do well you'll have a good future ahead of you and have a lot of time to have fun, too.
Sacred Heart University a small catholic school with a growing student body and reputation.
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A for-profit diploma mill school that preys on active duty military and veterans. Once they dry up all of their VA funding and financial aid, they leave them high and dry with no hope of a decent job, and a lot of debt.
Guy 1- "Should you go to American Military University?"
Guy 2- "No thanks. I think I'll just go to my local community college instead. Everyone is accepted there too, but I do think I'll have to at least take the SAT."
Referred to by students as the "University Near Mom". Most of the population consists of kids who graduated from Albuquerque High Schools and get free college for staying in New Mexico. Free college is kind of a win. UNM's basketball stadium, The Pit, is one of the rowdiest ever! And.. there is the Lobos biggest fan, a middle aged bald man who is tatted up and was recently arrested for trying to buy sex from an undercover cop. Gotta love the colorful crowd of Lobo fans. We hard. Going to UNM means that you have top notch food choices a.k.a. all the chile you could possibly want. However, all the out of state kids never fully appreciate it and whine about it because they're little bitches with irritable bowel syndrome. Lots of athletes like to come to New Mexico and moan that there is nothing to do...But they need to take a hike!!!! through the beautiful Sandia mountains with the beautiful girls of Albuquerque who are gracious ambassadors of their city. A lot of the kids who get free college, however, lose their lottery scholarships drop out and become wasteoids who still party with high schoolers. Just by going to UNM, you get mad street cred. However, cops here are super wack and partying is all the time, but very on the DL.
So, don't rip your pants when you have to jump over a fence dragging your drunk ass friend behind you. Get on that Rapid Ride the day after...go to college...and then go buy yourself a breakfast burrito.
I'm going to the University of New Mexico because I don't have to pay anything, I like bomb ass food, enjoy people of hispanic origin, like getting cursed out at sporting events, and enjoy spending time with like 20,000 other students who I probably went to high school with. EVERYONE's a LOBO. woof woof WOOOF.