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A white/half-cast woman who simply cannot date white male's for longer than a week because of the undying love for a juicy black cock.
"She's a cookie lover"
"I went out with that cookie lover for a week and got dumped for a black guy!"
White Male: Hey do you wanna go down town tonight?
White/Half-cast woman: Sorry im busy tonight with Tyrel
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Person 1 - "Dude, I want something good but doesn't take any effort in making it."
Person 2 - "What about some premature cookies?
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The process in which a dog ejaculates onto the vagina of an elephant while eating a Snickerdoodle cookie
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A diet for fat people who want to lose weight.
A diet usually enjoyed because all you do is sit and eat cookies all day.
I cant go to the bar tonight because I'm on the cookie diet and need to take a nap.
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friends who randomly have the same amount of cookies they can eat after a parent cooks them and eats his own and they calculate how many weight watchers points they had
don made cookies, don had 3 and there was 10 left over. billy and brandon each got 5. that makes them cookie buddys!!!
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When a girl bakes cookies and then takes a picture of herself, fully clothed, with two homebaked cookies in front of her tits. This photograph is then sent to a boy to turn them on.
She did what?!!?!
Sent COOKIE DATA.
Oh god, that's serious shit.
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Regrettable encounters with the opposite sex. Or encounters with really rotty members of the opposite sex.
Everyone likes to make some cookies on a Saturday night. The question is: are you gonna demand the Soft Batch, or settle for some rotty cookies?
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