Lookin' up a dead goat's ass

a futile effort, not worth pursuing

If you think I'm going to pay you the money I owe you then you're "lookin' up a dead goat's ass".

Otis The Trash Talking Goat

Hey! I'm a goat. YEET! u dOnt wAnNa mesS wiTH mE.

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Otis The Trash Talking Goat: mfrph

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all his goats in one submarine

1. Meaning to be very busy and unable to relax.
2. It can also refer to literal naval goats.
3. Kind of confused about something.
4. Energetically focusing on one task with little time to do it.
5. To th e best of one's abilties, unable to do something.

1. Kurt has all his goats in one submarine tonight with the big exam and three papers due tomorrow.
2. Apparently, Steven works hard in employing modern seafaring equipment and livestock management techniques to keep all his goats in one submarine.
3. John has all his goats in one submarine about the girl from last night, but he can't remember her name.
4-5. Ben has all his goats in one submarine over the big deadline but has no chance of meeting it.

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HOW to fuck a goat in 30 Seconds

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Shines like a diamond in a goat's ass

To say: "Shines like a diamond in a goat's ass" is to provide high praise for something or someone. A harsh term, it is often used by men in the working trades. A star baseball player on a mediocre team could be said to "shine like a diamond in a goat's ass." Often, the phrase is used as a compliment for a really nice car or motorcycle. Ironically, it would not be appropriate to compliment a diamond ring or other jewelry with this phrase. (Body piercings excepted.)

1. That new chrome on your Harley-Davidson shines like a diamond in a goat's ass!
2. The ghost flames on your pickup truck make it shine like a diamond in a goat's ass.
3. Inappropriate usage: "Your engagement ring shines like a diamond in a goat's ass!" (That might get you bitch-slapped.)

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How many goats are YOU worth?

The estimated value of one's daughter, often before being sent off to marriage.

Father: How many goats are YOU worth?

Daughter: ...Well, maybe, 3 goats... and perhaps a sheep or cow?

Father: What is this, prostitution?!? I will take no less than 13 goats, 2 cows, and a sheep! Do you understand? Find a rich man who will comply.

Daughter: ...Oh, oh-ohk...

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OG Throat Goat

@Bribri_rosee

As his legs shook from lack of control and his fist clenched together, he then realized bribri_rosee was the OG throat goat.

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