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Noun - A fleshy tube shaped tool used for tonsil relocation, more commonly referred to as a penis.
"She was in awe of my awesome set of tools, specifically my mouth hammer"
A 12+ inch black dildo that’s been used so many times, it’s near impossible to pick up off the ground due to its stickiness and sliminess.
“Honey can you grab my dildo for me”
“It’s stuck to the floor, only Thor could pick this shit up”
I used my Dildo 16 times last night and it’ll accidentally made it into a Thor’s hammer, now I can’t even pick that shit up to use it.
Just as you blow your load, you punch her in the back of the head, knocking her out! Run like a plankton!! 10 mins away
I Deadblow hammer fullballs stepdaughter and run the for Hillary and Scarborough!
The act of chugging a beer while simultaneously taking a shit
"You definitely have a drinking problem".
"How so ?"
"It's not even 9 am and you're Tam-Hammering with the door open"
The act of chugging a beer while simultaneously taking a shit.
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"You know you have a drinking problem ?"
"How so ?"
"It's only 9 am and you're already Tam-Hammering"
Must be a dad with a large tool collection, always seen carrying around a hammer.
Man, he's such a hammer dad!
when in a threesome with to guys and one girl. one guy is laying down on the getting blown by the girl who is doing a hand stand. and the other guy is standing above the other guy and behind the girl and doing her while holding her legs. and he moves her up and down on his dick and the other guys like a jack hammer.
bro that chick looks hot lets Brazilian jack hammer her.