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i want her to call me mommy
keenans mom can be my mommy
A female using motherhood to individualize or personalize her social media feed. Status mom’s can usually be found on social media attempting to make their entire life reflect Pinterest.
She’s a status Mom, she strives for visual perfection so that she can gain social media followers from her (not quite) perfect photos. You strive for a happy household and could care less that anyone sees your baby’s photos as long as your mom and Grandma are satisfied.
A marblehead mom is a woman who resides in the wealthy town of marblehead. While they may seem nice on the outside, they are very judgemental creatures on the inside. They spend thousands of dollars on private schools for their kids, go to yoga almost every day, and spends a ton of money on shoes, coffee, and just about everything else, even though they don't have a job.
-Did hear those women gossiping at yoga today? They must be marblehead moms.
-I was waiting in line at Starbucks when the {marblehead mom in front of me got mad at the barista because she didn't spell her name correctly.
Noun: Drunken Soccer Moms' that drink Coronas at your local Tiki Bar.
See also: Soccer Moms'
Yo, some Boat Mom just asked for the connect to my plug.
The Term "Dave's Mom" is used typically in a joke like Muscle Man's in Regular Show
Chris: You know who else has red hair and snores like a motorcycle
Mango: Who?
Chris: DAVE'S MOM!!!!
I love Dave's Mom
the hottest milf on planet earth, with the biggest bunda and bazongas you could ever imagine, although Her pussy cuck son cant deny the statement that his mom is bukkake worthy.
Tanner- "guys my mom isnt hot stop its hurting my liitle cuck feelings"
Logan- "shut your cum covered mouth you little scrawny cunt and tell me Tanners Mom's phone number"
Kiki's Mom is the best parent ever. She applauds you for swearing,and doesn't care if your gay. She'll keep your secrets and hangs out with you at your party's. She pays for you even tho your not her kid (unless your kiki). Kiki's mom is better than your mom.
"Dude kiki's mom is so cool!"