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takes place on february 15; a day where, in honor of the movie "Super Troopers", everyone says meow instead of saying now
guy 1: dude, wanna chill today?
guy 2: sure, meow or later?
girl 1: why are you saying meow instead of now? what are you a cat?
guy 2: didn't you know today was national meow day?
girl 1: oh...
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For are my females whos boobies are small, this day is made just for you
"Double D?"
Lmao never heard of her, my boobs are even less than a cup B. Happy National No Boobs Day (Oct 16)
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December 18th. The day where one person snitches on every body they know, including there homies.
"Hey Mr.Principal its National Snitch Day so Ethan has a Vape in his backpack"
"Good to know! Anybody else?"
"Dominic D, Dominic S, Baili, Kaidynce, Isaac, Briana, Lisa, Carlo, Carl, Arturo, Riley, Cade, Ryan Mich-"
"Ok damn chill, fuckin snitch"
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National Clout Day is on November 20th
Clout is being famous and having influence
“yo dude don’t fw me while i got clout on”
“clout ??”
“it’s national clout day my dude”
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The form a women's boobs take on, usually after having given birth.
May occur in some women that, just have bad luck
For mothers, this also affects their nipples, usually becoming what I call Silver Dollars.(visualize a silver dollar pancake and you'll understand)
Hey check out Kelly over there, she's pretty hot right?
Well she's got national geographic tits, but a cute face..hot ass!!!
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APRIL 24 a horrible ass joke from horny f!cos that thought this would be funny to people
EVERYONE should stay careful cuz even men get raped not just women so stay safe.
Hey it's National Rape day!
Yea that dumb shit from tiktok
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