spy:gentelmen bang your heads
me:*agressive head banging*
surprise buttsecks metal cover is best metal cover
it is song about surprise buttsecks
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When a man anally piledrives a menstruating woman (preferably with a huge bush), shits in his hand (preferably behind his back so she doesn't see it coming), then smears the feces onto her bloody vagina and yells "SURPRISE!"
For their 35th wedding anniversary, Harold gave Eleanor something extra special; a black forest cherry surprise.
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a very condescending, swift back-handed strick to the temple using one's middle and index fingers. this strike is only to be used in retaliation to isolence or in response to some loser trying to act clever. additionally it should never be used as a threat, like pulling back your fist to threaten a punch... it must be quick, methodical, unexpected, and impulsive.
Chris was being a douche so i gave him a two finger surprise.
...that sounds dirty...
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It is when somebody chops off one's dick, shoves it up his ass, has somebody pee on it and then cut themself and bleed on it. Then he must start licking it.
You don't want to see what a Meat Eater's surprise is.
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A rapist
Oh man, Tania is totally a Professional Surprise Sex Giver.
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When u go to rape someone and instead they rape you
I went to rape her and instead she turned around and raped me so we had surprise angry sex
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When 2 or more people stuff pancakes up their asses, take pictures of it and send it to their parents
Person 1: Dude my mom got a sick Missouri Flap Jack Surprise this morning!
Person 2: Nice i gave one to my dad the other day, it was awesome!!!
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