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A turth friend is one whom is loyal, honest and always there for you when you need them.
Turth Friend
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When your mate is working his charms on a rather attractive lass but her fat friend is making things awkward. You must jump on the friend grenade, thus allowing your man to get his nut.
Guy 1: Dude Friend Grenade me, she's cramping my style
Guy 2: (Shudders) ok man but you owe me for this whale
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You probably searched for this because you either have no friends or you do but they're just a bunch of assholes. Trust me. I've been there.
Jerold: Hey did you know that bob tried to have sex but failed to pleasure his gf and still remains as an virgin?
Luke: Loll man i gotta post this on my facebook page.
Bob: YOU PROMISED NOT TO TELL ANYONE U DIPSHIT
Jerold: Lol im such a good friend.
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You are going out with a "friend" however it may actually be a "date" in disguise.
Alison: "Me and Tom are going out on a friend/date tonight.
Possible meaning: Alison and Tom say they are friends, but they really are more.
Possible meaning #2: Either Alison or Tom just think they are friends while the other thinks it's more.
Possible meaning #3: Neither Alison nor Tom really give a shit what their status is but just want to go out anyway.
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A word to describe a friend who you only see the day after a night out, mostly sunday morning. Usually the friend in question is one who lives in the same area but goes elsewhere for cool parties and avoids the lame parties in the locality. The morning after they then call his/her close friends to hang out, they then find the time to boast about their cool, crazy night while you just tell the same boring tales of a saturday night.
Eg. Michael: ' Man, i'm really hungover, Tom asked me to call down to his crib so we can go and get some food'
Cillian : 'Dude, he's just looking for someone to tell the tales of those great parties he goes too, he's such a hangover friend.'
Eg. Michael : 'Yo Tom, how did last night go?'
Tom : 'Man, I got so hammered, and i scored with this hot chick, party was so rad! What you do?'
Michael : ' Emm ... I just had a few beers with Cillian and wnet home ... pretty lame'
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When you like making fun of one of your friends usually all the time, that friend is your pet-friend
Andy is always making fun of her pet-friends Charlie and Daniel.
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When a friend commits an act that you don't approve of, you can put said friend on "friend hiatus" to show your disapproval.
Friend hiatus usually only lasts between a few minutes to an hour but special circumstances may call for an extended friend hiatus.
Sally- Hey John, sorry I couldn't hang out yesterday, but I'm free now.
John- Yeah whatever, you're on friend hiatus till tomorrow.
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