don't tase me bro

What one says when their rant/speech is interrupted by a good counter-point. Derived from Andrew Ryan who (debatably) resisted arrest and was tased while asking John Kerry some questions in Florida.

Guy 1: I love donuts, they're so good. I could eat them for the rest of my life and be happy.
Guy 2: They're fattening and would kill you in less than a month.
Guy 1: Don't tase me bro! I said I love donuts, dammit!

34👍 56👎

Don't Fuck Me Out

When someone asks you a question using the word "fuck," you say that phrase in response if you're pissed.

Someone: "What the fuck is wrong with you?"

You: "Don't fuck me out!"

11👍 14👎

don't lie on my name

Just means don't talk shit behind my back. If you do you're a pussy.

Don't lie on my name or you'll get jumped walahi.

3👍 2👎

I don't give a hootnanny

1. An southern way of saying "I don't care"

2. The lamest comeback ever (unless you're two)

-"Hey man, you're bitch tits are showing"
-"I don't give a hootnanny!"

4👍 2👎

i don't deserve you

When someone is being too gentle,good to yourself

I made you waffles
Oh brad,i don't deserve you

4👍 3👎

I don't give a sheep

such as the words "I do not give a shit" but this one is more subtle (very suitable for children under 18 years old)

An older person: Hey kid, did your parents never taught manners? why language like that?
Small children: I don't give a sheep sir. I think you are too stupid.

4👍 2👎

you don't put out

The action of not putting out.

James: You don't put out...
Amanda: Yes I do!!!
James: Nope.

24👍 39👎