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"Top Gangster" very often used by Archie Pickthall also known as "bosh-father" Archie
"I'm still a Top G tho" - Boshfather
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Top reds are usually the middle aged and elderly fans on Liverpool who spend most of their day on Facebook. They're extremely hostile and don't tolerate any form of criticism against the club and its owners (FSG).
Top reds don't respond well to logical arguments and will usually respond with vulgar language and generic replies such as "go support city" and hence it is advised to not engage with such creatures.
Normal fan: "I think we should improve our squad depth in case of injuries"
Top red: "shut it wool! you think you know more than FSG?! they saved us from relegation to the sunday league!!"
Normal fan: "Adrian has cost us a lot of games this season with his mistakes, we should replace him"
Top red: "give yer head a wobble! 6 times!!!"
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Being one who shoots semen into another man's mouth
Preferably of a good relationship
"Jag is my Top Shotta"
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A sexual position involving 3 members: 2 men and a "lady". The two men plug the woman from two sides, one getting oral, the other getting butt or vagina. While DPing this said woman, who is bent over so that she faces the floor/bed/pooltable, the two men have an armwrestling match on her back. Hence the name, over-the-top.
Timmy, Tammy, and Tommy enjoyed a nice round of over the top before going to school.
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To have a wank while taking a crap. Originates from the Cadbury chocolate bar of the same name which is half white choc and half brown.
"I'll be out in a minute, I'm just having a quick top deck!"
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Defecating into the upper tank of a toilet
That was a lame ass house party and the host pissed me off. So, I took a Top-Shelf before I went home...
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Sufferers of the micropenis syndrome. This term was coined by their master, Andrew Tate, with the microest of all penises, to form a micro penis army to fight teenagers on the internet. Along with the micropenis syndrome, these people are also susceptible to what is know as a 'humiliation kink'. Beware, they will ask you the color of your Bugatti while attending a 50 dollar university in the dark dungeons of their parents basement.
Top G: Who the fuck recycles pussy?
Man 1: Huh?
Top G: WHATS THE COLOR OF YOUR BUGATTI BITCH?
Man 1: What's prison food like, Top G?
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