board the clue train

To become aware of what's going on; to "get with the program."

"Suzanne keeps talking about marrying Carlos. I'd wish she'd board the clue train and realize that Carlos doesn't want to marry her and all his talk about doing so is just serving her playfood for lunch to shut her up."

Highly Trained Monkeys

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terrorist training camps

An infinate amount. Something that appears twice every time one is demolished, if you believe everything you read.

6576 Al-Qaida Terrorist training camps were destroyed today, only 3746436356356363763876 and a half left, plus the 13000 that will be up by tommorow.

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E-Train Finesse

E Train Finesse is when you hook up with a girl and she gives you fellatio. Furthermore, this aforementioned female catches feelings for you, but you do not cuff her. This is a new term in hip hop culture and has been on the rise with mentions from, Odell Beckham, 21 Savage, and Lil Uzi Vert.

E-Train Finesse means to Curve Someone

Yo I just E Train finessed that hoe over there!
Did you just E Train finesse my daughter?
She asked me what we were, but I just said I was E Train finessing her.
She told me she loved me, but she didn't know I was just running that E Train finesse.
Shawty rode the E train all the way to my house.

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train your dog

aka TYD aka Train it aka you just got trained...means to get embarrased (corrected, yelled at, humiliated) in front of multiple people... possibly at work, however the origin of the phrase comes from a drunk "Billy" after a long day of drinking

Did you see Billy train Johnson's dog...

I will train your dog bitch!!

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Illinois Gravy Train

A three way involving a Hermaphrodite, and two men (One man wears a strap-on). The Hermaphrodite gets on all fours, while the guy with the strap-on has sex with her doggy style. He penetrates both the hermaphrodites holes using his penis and the strap-on while at the same time giving the hermaphrodite a reach around. The last guy engages in anal sex with the strap-on guy completing the train. The train cannot be broken until all members have ejaculated (thus providing the gravy).

I was at a party the other day, and I walked in on your brother in an Illinois Gravy Train.

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Texas Train Wire

When you fuck a girl while using BBQ sauce as a lubricant and while you're fucking, she is zapping your dick with a cattle prod.

Hey babe, wanna Texas Train Wire tonight?

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