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When you pay what you believe to be a woman $100 dollars in quarters to shit on your chest, but later it’s revealed that it’s a 47 year old Filipino man.
Let’s go to the massage parlor and get a Michigan Magic Trick
When consuming too much of particular substances containing high quantities of dried out weed or cannabis the person feels like on a flying carpet...
Also the victim may be turned on...
ME : I'm warning you, the flying carpet trick is not for home practise...
YOU : relax I know what I'm doing...
(next day)
YOU : hay man, why didn't you tell me that you could fall on the ground...?
Another euphemism for a vagina.
1. ) It's hard to focus on physics when my mind is filled with thoughts of my study buddy's trick slit.
2.) It was me and that trick slit all night last night, bro.
Getting anally fucked by three guys in one sitting
Sheila took a jailhouse hat trick today
When a male sleeps with three addict sjblings within a year
Dude, did you hear I scored a picture rocks hat trick with April, Jessa, and Ashley
When you match with a dude on 3 or more dating services.
"I matched with Phil on Tinder, Bumble, AND Hinge, Judy! A Mushroom Hat Trick!!!"
Ejaculating on camera during Skype sex.
Whenever we Skype he does hedgehog tricks and I love it.