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1.a woman at St.Joes University who resembles Fiona From Shrek.
2. Creates annoying noises in her head, such as lacrosse balls bouncing, and proceeds to follow up on it for 2 and a half hours relentlessly keeping all male occupants above her awake.
Ew. That girl looks like a troll.
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a mystical creature which exhibits chode-like characteristics, well-known for their thunderous thighs as well as voice
The troll was so thick it rolled off Matt's bed.
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The dirty troll is when you dont clean your foot for 4 weeks. Make sure your toe nails are long.And ur faving sex u take ur dick out and kick your foot in here pussy
Hey i gave your mom the dirty troll
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When a troll acts as if it's so true he/she convinces him/herself it to be true.
Guy 1 - Dude I just saw a flying pizza!
Guy 2 - Really?
Guy 1 - YES!
Guy 2 - Truth be trolled, right?
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The act of having a frend over and proceeding to pretend to take a selfie while actually taking a photo of your friend being an absolute utter retard right in front of you.
I succeeded in Snap-Trolling my friend the other day while she was taking a shit in my onsuite toilet while the door was open.
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A Tuesday Troll is a woman that is not very good looking but you would consider taking her home as long as your friends won't find out about it.
No one in the history of bars or trolls has ever gone to a bar looking for a Tuesday troll, but 6 beers later anything can happen.
If you go to a Bar on a Tuesday Night be prepared to see more than your fair share of Trolls because its been proven by science and black magic that the Trolls are most active on Tuesdays between 4:00pm and 12:00am.
Dave: "Hey man you wanna come out to the bar tonight?"
Wayne: "Isn't today Tuesday?"
Dave: "Holy shit I almost forgot, Tuesday Night is Troll Night."
Wayne: "Yep, Tuesday Trolls are nothin but trouble."
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A person who believes that memorization of random, useless information entitles them to the same respect as people with actual wisdom.
Jim: Why didn't I get that job? I've watched like all the vsauce videos!
Me: Dude, you haven't even graduated high school yet. Stop being such a trivia troll.
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