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Black penis, especially when a black penis is inserted into a white vagina, it looks like the white lady is pooping out of her vag. The thicker the black dick, the bigger the turd.
Person A: "Seen the latest Blacked video?"
Person B: "Nah I don't watch turd sticks, looks like poop every time."
Less offensive way of saying "shitty friend"
La Senorita Gato: Gahh you're such a turd friend
These two words, believe it or not, are used to describe a person who you know you love and care for but you just can't admit it. They are used to describe a person who can get so incredibly aggravating but at the end of the day, something that person said or did was the highlight of your day. This person is normally very whitey and laughs at the little things that some may say don't really matter, but you and me both know every single word and action matters. (Side Note* they can get off track sometimes too.) This person is such a joy to be around and you can always count on to brighten up your day... It might be making your kidneys hurt from laughing uncontrollably nonstop but heyy I mean it works. They can be mistaken for flirtatious but really its just that they want to lighten your load just a couple of pounds. They are more often than not very beautiful or handsome, although they are very hard to be in a relationship with because they are so private. If you have one of these people don't ever let them go because more often than not they were placed in your life for a reason and they are meant to help you get through some DEEP STUFF. They are defiantly somebody you want in your life and if you have someone like this you are truly a lucky person.
Guy/Girl #1 Waitt... You know a Cow Turd??
Guy/Girl #2 Yeah, Why?
Guy/Girl #1 You are a really lucky person, you know that right?
Guy/Girl #2 Yeah I know... She/He really is amazing!
After removing the RPC from the turd, one would refry ones turd and serve it on a plate for dinner.
That refried turd was absolutely delicious!!!
Holding your poop at the point just before excretion for as long as you possibly can. Often due to laziness.
I almost shit my pants today because I was turd edging through the whole Star Wars prequel trilogy.
A hot pink car that is usually either a small compact car or a soccer-mom van that has number stickers on the front and back bumper AND stickers on the trunk and roof. The typical turd Mobile is shit, hense the name, turd mobile.
Is that your mom’s car? It is so bad it can be considered a turd mobile!