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Someone who steals your time with a load of crap. A person who's lies are so long winded and obvious they stink. An ex lover or romantic interest who repeatedly told lies.
She's a turd burglar. I don't know why I listened to her?
When you finish shitting and go to wash your hands, and then turn back around to flush, only to find that your turd has been stolen, leaving only skids and turd covered fingerprints
Recently I’ve had a number of shits disappearing, I think we have a turd burglar on our hands
A person of ill repute who, upon acquiring a precious item not their own, then lays a fresh pile of defecant in its place.
"Brenda, the turd burglar's back. He left a present for you on aisle three."
Someone who cleans port-a-potty's and/or septics for a living..
Also a portable container used to empty the septic holder of trailers/rv's when bringing them to a waste disposal location isn't possible..
Our rv broke down before we could empty the waste tank and we had to bring in a turd burglar as the stench was getting pretty rank in the summer heat.
A turd whirler is a pocket of air(fart) that travels down your poop shoot while whirling around the piece of poop you got in there. While it whirls and swirls about trying to get out, it captures the funky fresh aroma of the turd and then exits; letting you know you should probably go take care of that!
"Eww that stinks dude! It must be a turd whirler!"
When the situation changes unexpectedly such that everything goes to shit.
When Trump got elected it was quite the turd of events.
A thing that you call a person that is not cussing and is fun to say
You are a turd grenade!