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When you stick your finger up her ass and she pushes it out she's not ready. But if she let's it go in she's ready to go
I put my finger up her ass and she let it slide. Reverse turkey timer
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When a girl gets several circular piercings on her labia, so that it stretches it and looks like a curtain with rings on it, like a shower curtain.
Barbara just got six piercings on her labia. That bitch has turkey shower curtains. Get out the Comet and let's clean it.
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When a naked guy bends over and you see his asshole with his balls hanging down.
Mike dropped his towel and when he picked it up I saw his one eyed turkey.
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turkey guts with a yeast infection
One of my favourite dishes is turkey guts with a yeast infection (turkey stuffing).
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Janky ass sex with a woman. In order to make a Cold Turkey Sandwhich substitute your live woman with a dead woman.
Greg had a Hot Turkey Sandwhich with Katie, but then afterward had a Cold Turkey Sandwhich with Mother Theresa's corpse.
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A flaming noob turkey is saying when a friend does or says something stupid, now you could say your a flaming noob turkey to them
-hey ronald i ollied a cat yesterday.
-hey bobby i really dont care you flaming noob turkey .
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