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Alabama Waffle Pockle

A sexual position where you ride your uncles dick like a helicopter, and then shit blood on his face because it’s your first time. You then hit the pile of shit with a tennis racket making it look like a waffle.

UNCLE: Hey girl, you want to do an Alabama waffle Pockle?

Her: YES UNCLE STEVE

by Nick_Kerr69 May 24, 2022


Canadian Lumber Waffle

An term used to insult and confuse, all at the same time.

HEY, FRICK OFF YOU CANADIAN LUMBER WAFFLE!!

by Kristorz! December 14, 2010


lost my waffle

Almost went insane over something too good to be true.

That booty is so dope, I almost lost my waffle.

by abeslincoln4life March 05, 2014


Waffle Cone Job

A type of sexual intercourse in which the female (Usually a robust one or one resembling a whale or other large mammal) places a waffle cone filled with ice cream on top of the male's penis. She then eats through the waffle cone and ice cream until she reaches the penis.

Amy is so fat. I heard she gave her boyfriend a Waffle Cone Job the other day.

by Footsteps. August 03, 2010


Blue Waffle Disease

The so-called "Blue Waffle Disease" is a new urban legend sparked by an image of a woman's bluish-tinted, scabbed vagina widely circulated on the internet. The image is thought to be Photoshopped. If it is, in fact, a real woman's vagina (not digitally altered), it is likely severely bruised as lacerated as a result of rape.

Dr. Amy Whitaker, professor of Obstetrics/Gynecology at the University of Chicago Hospital:

“There is no disease known as “blue waffle disease,” in the medical world. There is no disease that causes a blue appearance on the external genitalia. ... The common belief among medical professionals with whom I have spoken or e-mailed about this is that it is a hoax; the picture and “fake” disease used to lure people into some web site. ... There are no STDs that go only from women to men. (Really now, how would women get them?!)"

by lizardqueen March 22, 2012


Peanut butter Waffle

The act of spreading peanut butter on the male genitilia before jizzing and stuffing it in a toaster, therefor short-circuiting the toaster and giving a massive orgasm.

John did a Peanut utter waffle on power level 10 and killed himself.

by John January 09, 2004


roffle my waffle

Same meaning as 'rofl' but puts emphasis on just how funny the matter is.

Adebisi: You wanna come inside my cell and hang the sheet?
Alex: roffle my waffle, no ty.

by Caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa March 10, 2008