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Lubricant often used for ease of intercourse (anal or vaginal). Lube
He wants to try anal tonight. I hope he uses fleet water so it slides in easier
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The result of a man taking a piss.
Derived from "bong water", the water used in a bong (obviously); and "Dog Water", one of the phony advertisements on "The Ren and Stimpy Show."
After a long night of drinking Rolling Rocks and playing video games nonstop, the Angry Nintendo Nerd had to reach for the pause button -- he desperately needed to let off a couple quarts of "dong water"...
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when you have diarrhea so bad that it feels like you are pissing out of your asshole, then you look in the toilet and it looks like the black hole.
Chuck: "Are you pissing in there man, what's taking you so long?"
Frostbite: "No dude, i got me a big helpin of black water, damn those chimichangas!"
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The Process of Turning your Girl and or Women upside down and vomitting into her ass hole and or Vagina and then shaking it up for good mixture and pouring it into yours or your sleeping friends mouth.
Bro you wanna drink some tap water?!
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When a guy with a really long, dirty beard performs oral sex on a female with a particularly wet vagina, then lifts his head and resembles a water buffalo emerging from a lake or river with water streaming down the coarse facial hair.
"Last night I water buffaloed some chick, and she asked me to wring out my beard into a glass. It filled an entire Hoffbrau beer stein. Want a taste?"
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When you wack it in the shower the sperm then becomes known as water babies
I just made some Water Babies
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