mexican dirt weed

Weed, aka Marijuana grown in the ground South of the U.S. border that is cured hastily, that is to say it hasnt been cured slowly, but has been put in an oven or a dehydrator and shipped across the border. Such weed is often compacted in vacuum sealing devices or hiddden in any number of vehicles (coffee, cologne, ever wonder why it tastes like cheap cologne or manuere?).
Next time you take a hit of that "compact shit" or fluffy shwag, just remember that it wasnt grown or cured in ideal conditions, hence its decreased THC content and propensity to give you a headache as opposed to a nice "cognitive" high.

You know you have some Mexican Dirt Weed when you have some stuff that is either compact or fluffy wiht lots of stems and seeds. The presence of seeds indicates that male and female marijuana plants were not kept seperate. The general shitty texture and taste of the weed indicates that it wasnt properly cured. Anything that is not considered "dank" or "kb" is basically shitty ass shwag. Enjoy that headache endudsing shit you middle and high school beotches!

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weed-eater

A vegetarian. Can be hippies.

Bob does not like meat! What a weed-eater!

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The Cambridge School of Weed

Private school in Massachusetts that was a popular place to get weed in the seventies and still remains a weed school.

all anyone does at the Cambridge School of Weed is smoke pot and make art.

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Wine Weed Wednesday

A weekly holiday, held on Wednesday, where participants convene at someones home and drink wine, smoke weed and surround themselves with good conversation. Guests are encouraged to bring a bottle of wine to share. Founded in San Francisco circa 2009.

"Hey are you going to Wine Weed Wednesday tonight?" - A

"It's Tuesday." - B

"Shit." - A

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weed racist

A person who only smokes high grade weed.

Joe: Yo im about to call the weed man.
Mike: What kind he got?

Joe: Reggie
Mike: I'll pass
Joe: Dont be a weed racist.

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smeagle weed

When your dealer tells you that he has good herbs but when you show up, he has a bag of dirt weed for you

Tyrone: Dude told me that he was on deck with the bomb trees, but when i got there it was the complete opposite.

Delonte: Bro pulled that smeagle weed on ya huh.

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weed crumb

I little crumb of weed

Alexa: do you have enough weed to smoke a doobie
Nate: no! I only have a weed crumb

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