what's it been

Another way of saying what's up, how's it going, what've you been up to.

John says, "What's it been?"
Jane says, "School is driving me nuts!"

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What the shit

A replacement phrase used for what the fuckonly it sounds cooler (i have no idea if it was used in the matrix...)

something strange and unexplicable happens - your response "WHAT THE SHIT"...

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What the fork?

What the fork.

Can replace What The Fuck at a time where swearing is inappropriate, or unwise, eg, around children.
It deems "wtf" to be more acceptable also.

"What The Fork Dude?"
"Sorry"

"What The Fork!?"
-child walks in-
"What The Fork?"

"what the fork?"
"whats up?"

"wtf"
"what does that mean"
"er... What the.. er.. Fork"

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What's Gucci?

Asking someone what they are up to. Exactly the same thing as "What's up?"

"Ay man, what's gucci?
"Not much mane, jus chillen."

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what a shit

to express disappointment, with more emphasis than 'what a shame'

seller: i'm sorry we're out of that wine
buyer: you serious? what a shit

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what doing

short for what are you doing today sir?

what doing? sitting. ob.

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what the mess!?

"what the mess?!" is a very similar to what the hell? or ummm what!?

What the mess is wrong with our science teacher?

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