channel somebody who gives a damn

(v.) To speak to someone who cares. Often used as a sarcastic idiom.

I don't care about your problem, cha...etc.

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The kind of girl who just takes a shit

An extremely ugly, disgusting girl who has nothing going for her, who thinks shes hot shit.

Nick: Dude I hate stephanie
Jeremy: Yea man, shes the kind of girl who just takes a shit

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a kid who watches band kid humor

A fucking retard who doesn’t know the meaning of humor and laughs at outdated dead memes.

Bro your a kid who watches band kid humor.

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I like you for who you are

i dont like you the way you are..CHANGE.

girlfriend: do you think i should get my hair dyed? my tounge pierced? i was thinking of buying out stuff from vic-secret?

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Who you have, not what you have

It is the presence of God in your life, not your possessions, that makes you a success—stop chasing material things and start a personal relationship with Him.

You may be financially naked, educationally unqualified, and not connected to people of influence, yet if you've faith in the power of the presence of God in your life, you can expect your nothings to turn into somethings—who you have, not what you have is what matters.

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Who do you know here, baby?

what you say when a baby rudely tries to get into a party they were not invited to.

*sees baby*

“Who do you know here, Baby?”

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running like nigger who stole something

Running very fast, as if to avoid capture.

That quarterback was so fast he was running like nigger who stole something

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