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A loosely defined cocktail emerging on the west coast. A Bobby Johnson’s ingredients are made to order at the request of whatever the consumer feels like drinking at any given moment.
Patron: I’ll have a Bobby Johnson, please.
Bartender: .... (wears a look of confident hesitancy)
Patron: yea that’s a whiteclaw, whiskey, and lime on the rocks.
Bartender: of course, that’ll be $5
The ability to make the absolute worst decision every single time. Named after the UK Prime Minister Boris Johnson.
The Johnson Effect: when you could have had a smaller lockdown for a short period of time but instead you chose to do nothing and now the whole country is screwed.
Used to define someone that's really, really jealous.
Brad always wants my stuff... He's such a Jealy Johnson!
Sporting a suit (or sports) jacket with sleeve holes pushed up to the elbow region.
"Oh dear. My jacket makes me feel overdressed at this party."
"You can always Don Johnson it?
A chad johnson: A profoundly nice cock. To have a chad johnson means to have some serious shmeat.
That Obama, while he ruined America he really did have quite the chad johnson.
An adult toy that is phallic in nature. It boasts two heads for maximum pleasure with one or two people. May also be used as a draft stopper under a door.
That stapler is the Don Johnson (The) of staplers. It does it from both ends.
Tall guy, lives in Ohio, and eats Twinkie stuffed horses
Omg that guy is such a Vincent johnson