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When a male dog gets an erection or red rocket because their master is playing with them.
I think your dog has an owner boner!
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When the penis decides to erect itself and making it impossible to hide, resulting in the male adjusting to his elastic waste band. Although this tactic works sometimes the class boner counters this maneuver by making it obvious to the entire class what you're doing.
Girl: "hat are you doing"
Boy: "Just getting my phone out."
Girl: "lift your shirt up then"
Boy: "No....Why O.O"
*Girl lifts shirt up*
Girl: "Look everyone, he has a tiny class boner"
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When someone sings so well, so much dopamine is released and spread, that it gives either the singer or the audience a boner.
Person one: Dude! did you hear Alice Cooper's Poison on the radio yesterday?
Person two: Hell yeah! I swear I got a Musical boner about halfway through!
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When someone describes a food so deliciously that the description alone gives your tongue an erection.
I was excited already, but when she started describing fluffy blueberry muffins, I got the biggest tongue boner ever.
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The situation that arises, as it were, when you have a major erection and your wife, girlfriend or boyfriend isn't into having sex with you. The offending and engorged member is referred to the boner of contention.
My wife was napping the other day and I showed up with a woody. She dick slapped me and we've been dealing with the boner of contention ever since.
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When an animal (most commonly a bird or reptile) inflates its neck area in an attempt to impress or intimidate.
That King Cobra is pissed, check out its neck boner!
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Brownies with Viagra added into the mix. The eater of these sweet treats will get a stiff erection. Great for pranking your friends!
Dude 1: "Hey I heard you made your class boner brownies?"
Dude 2: "Haha yeah all the guys in my class popped mad bones!"
Dude 1: "What happened to the girls?"
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