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I smell bacon

Means there is a cop near by

You are about to light a joint. Your friend sees a cop crossing the road toward you, and says "I smell bacon"

by BRETTBTCH July 30, 2022


Some dumbass said I was a

Some dumbass in jail said I was going to get 20 years yet they released me...

Some dumbass said I was a

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker November 22, 2020


A B C D E F G H I J K

A= adorable

B= beautiful

C=colour full
D=daises

E= e m t y
F=fateful

G=good
H=happy
I=ideal
J=just
K=KIDDING

You are abcdefghijA B C D E F G H I J K is funny

by Cottage crochet lover August 21, 2021


why do I feel like vomiting

Because of the quick question, the popular is, you feel better after vomiting, Aha, no, the birthday cake made you vomit, but how can vomiting make you feel better like you, is a research to Kelly Crosse, after vomiting, butter will make you feel better after you vomit, a great catholic to you.

Why do I feel like vomiting is a sick story.

by Debskelly1985 August 2, 2023


I love it in my butt

It feels good when its in my butt and I love the feeling when it finishes.

I love it in my butt

by Widsowman April 4, 2024


I can’t see rn

When you were crying and your eyes are still hazy.

Hey, I heard they didn’t invite you, wanna blow up their house??

Nah, I can’t see rn.

by Kinda cool ngl February 4, 2023


i love my poops!!!

poops=yogi

*yogi walks in*
Sophia: i love my poops!!!

by unfixingclamp98 October 16, 2022