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Just your average Joe... the only thing is they can't get a date with there crush.
Me: "Look there is Sam with that girl he likes"
Other friend: "who cares he is a reverse ladies man"
When you are livin the rich mans life.
Man, I'm really livin the rich mans life.
when your a extreme vegetarian, and all you do is eat vegetables, and shit broccoli as well.
It wont be the mushy broccoli with doo doo stuff, its a full clean, already harvest broccoli out of your anus.
hey man, you want a lettuce man on your face,or what. Because i want one.
the worst president of the united states, donald j trump, known for his unusually mango-hued skin
looks like mango man said some stupid shit again
To Frustrate, Not being able to perform. Erectile Dysfunction.
"Brown Sugar" was upset because she was a victim of Stevie-Man.
A sex position so simple even a virgin could master it!
Andrew’s pornstache is deceiving. He probably couldn’t even pull of the two-legged man.
The opposite of a yes-man. And just as one-sided and hence bad.
Somebody who disagrees with and rejects everything, even people who are on his side or things that are to his advantage. Often just because they didn’t come from him.
Examples include some of the grumpy old men (the others are mere realists with life experience), the average German (I’m sorry, but it’s our national sport), and “Republicans” under a “Democrat” president (to appear as if they are not two arms of the same enemy of the people).
“Recent research has tended to show that the Abominable No-Man is being replaced by the Prohibitive Procrastinator.” — C.N. Parkinson