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What Canadians say to tease Americans
Canadian: Can I have a box of smarties?
American: AUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Lexias:I AM GOING TO THROW A CHILD OFF A CLIFF!
The child:pls woman dont.
*lexias throws the child anyways*
If you hang up first then you want to fuck them in the ass. Really hard in the ass.
Oh I hang up first! !!!
This is a very common phrase used by children under the age of 8 who forgot to go pee before the 10 hour long roadtrip.
This phrase is used because before the roadtrip started, the mom asks, do you have to go pee timmy? timmy usually says no.
30 minutes into the roadtrip... MOM I GOTTA GO PEE.
thus angering the mom.
Timmy: MOM I GOTTA GO PEE!!!!!!
Mom: Shut up Timmy.
He has a gun and he’ll shoot you if you try something You came to fight he came to shoot so don’t try him
“You hit my homie let’s fight” I don’t fight people
sis i is when one desires to express distate for a current situation or to a person usually when drama is happening
"so the waiter comes with my food and the chicken is dry and forgot my drink as well and im just sitting here like sis i...."
U know when you say I swear to god and cross ur fingers to say I actually don’t swear to god
But when u say I swear to god no crosses count that means when you cross ur fingers u still will swear to god.
Bro I saw a gorilla outside ur house
No u didn’t
I did!
Say you swear to god no crosses count
I swear to god no crosses count