A construction worker who lack's the skill set to do the job they have turned up at a site to do but will please the management by playing with the managers spanner
fuck me look who's turned up it's that matt Welford from Stoke it won't be long before he's playing with the bosses Spanner # Spanner man
A man that is spicy in words,insulting people and don’t caring about other opinions
Blud1:yo bill is so fucking annoying
Blud2:yea he doesn’t even care like he’s a saucy man
An old man who thinks he’s hot shit but can’t even get head from his wife
My neighbor is an Fish man Dan
A move in which four men simultaneously penetrate a single males anus. These services are usually found on various toilet stalls in Nuneaton.
Are you going to the Four-Man Malkie tonight? I found out about it on a toilet stall at the bowling alley last Friday.
Omg have you heard about Liam? He's going to attempt a the Twelve-Man Malkie on the Guiness Book of World Records! This will likely be life changing !
When a bukkake group cums into a jar for someone. This person then goes and finds the enemy and splatters them with cum, Spider-Man style.
This dude at work is such a douche, one day I'm gonna come in and give him a Surprise Spider-Man.
The way a man listens. Characterized by understanding bits and pieces when the subject is mundane; typically enough to appear as if he is listening but not in fact enough to understand the full context of the conversation.
When Tina told Rob about the even, Rob man listened and therefore did not duly prepare for said event.
A warm man shower is when two men shower together akwardly to conserve water and or power.
"Yeah during hurricane Harvey to conserve water we took a lot of warm man showers"
" Man me and John took the most awkward warm man shower, I can't even look at him"