When you charge at your partner after saying “theres a crazed man over there” and fuck them to smithereens then Gently Cares their face
Woman: The Crazed Man fucked me last night
She's thinks she's drinking white man tears, but she's really drinking white male semen
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Another word for landlord. A funny word to describe landlords as they sometimes have to evict people.
A poor person in a Dhar Mann video…
Landlord: (Knocks on the door.)
The poor man: (Opens the door) What is it eviction man!? I don’t have the money yet.
Landlord: Eviction man? LOL, here’s the eviction letter. You must move out by tomorrow night, or I’m calling the cops. Please get your stuff packed.
The poor man: I’m fucked.
Tango man is a small term used to show if someone is a "TANGO" and a tango is someone who heavily drinks and can down one in a few seconds.
Omfg this guy (idk lets call him kian) kian has just downed a steongbiw he must be a tango man
When an inexperienced outdoorsman or homeowner attempts to light a bonfire, using improper technique combined with wet wood, resulting in a smoky, smouldering plume that smokes out the whole area so all the neighbours can see and smell it.
Often takes several attempts occasionally using lighter fluid, gasoline or other flammable substances to achieve proper combustion and still required to throw cardboard and / or mixed recycling on top after the fact in order to keep it going. Will periodically fan with a large Tupperware or garbage can lid in order to sustain the fire. It’s about a 20 minute process.
Craig’s been working at that fire for 20 minutes now has done nothing but give off smoke signals…
There’s hardly any flame but I can see the smoke from across the lake, must be a white man’s fire.