G-d

Apparently the way some people of the Jewish faith spell "God." For those wishing to know exactly why they appear to consider the letter "o" so objectionable, it will take a more learned person than I to tell you.

The warranty also does not extend to cover any malfunction caused by, or resulting from, abnormal environmental conditions, unauthorized service, improper maintenance, modifications or repairs by the customer, abuse, misuse, neglect, accident, fire flood or other acts of G-d, or incorrect line voltage.

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I-D

Short for intense drama

"ugh those girls only cause I-D all day long!"

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d doggin

(Dry dogging) When someone is horny and grinds their privates on any part of you just to get stimulation, while making the panting sound of a tired dog.

I was d doggin the shit out of that bitch because she wouldnt give it up!

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Done D

Done deal

"It's a Done D nigga"

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d-wod

a shortened version of the word dickwod, can be pronounced d-wod or dwod.

1. a dick of a person, annoying.
2. a piece of material used for collecting ejaculate.

1. piss off d-wod.
2. check my d-wod its totz full to the maximum.

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22'd

1. Seriously fucked up, damaged, or bungled. Origin- The V-22 Osprey- killed 27 americans in testing, still isn't working right.
2.Aced, Utterly owned, or done well. Origin- the F-22. Most technologically advanced fighter ever made.

1.."Lexi 22'd her new beamer; she rolled it 3 times in the parking lot."
2."I friggin' 22'd that test today."

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D-Mart

A Dumpster, or Dumpsters in general. Used in the context of dumpster diving.

"Hey, I burned you a CD."

"Why is it in a DVD case?"

"Oh, yeah, I had a bunch of those lying around. Got 'em at D-Mart for a bargain."

"It says 'Blockbuster'."

"Yeah, they threw out like 200 of them, so I've got a stack in my garage."

"... I think you might have a hoarding problem."

"What? No way. That shit comes in handy."

"You know, there was a guy once, and his brother I think, and he was crushed by an enormous stack of stuff he was hoarding."

"What kind of stuff? I mean, what are you saying?"

"I'm just saying, you know... It could... "

"Oh, just shut up."

"Yeah, whatever."

"Whatever."

"..."

"..."

"So what's on the CD?"

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