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A fucking amazing guy… I love him so much and everyone around should praise him for his godly body 0~0
Damn is that Milan?
Yeah that’s Milan… we must praise him for his godly body.
Oh okay…
*Milan <3 takes his clothes off*
SHEEEESSSHHHH
SSeeEeEEsHhH (they’re a teenage male)
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A game where you write a girls name on the palm of their hand,if they look at the name before school ends they have to ask out the girl.
Bruh I got the most ratchet name for 3:30
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Zachary. The man that has the best cuddles you could ever imagine. It makes you never want to get up. He is the best thing that has ever happened to you. Zachary is so soft.
"The best cuddles are with Zachary:)<3"
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NOUN: Used to describe the size of the woman your friend slept with the night before. The number describes how fat she was because she was able to exist in 3 bars at exactly the same time. You would be able to say something to her at one bar, tell her to hold on a second, leave for the next bar, and finish your sentence there because she was truly that fat. It is possible for a 4 or 5 bar to exist but the term can only be applied to girls that your friend has slept with.
VERB: The act of plowing into an elephant sized female willingly and drunkenly
That chick over there looks like 3 bar to me, I can feel her gravity pulling me closer, try not to sleep with that one.
3 BAR!! (yelling in the face of that whale)
Try not to 3 bar it up tonight...again
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a person someone loves and is obsessive over
me : I love him <3
them: aww your so cute together <333
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The most amazing girl. Can make you feel like the luckiest person in the world. And you have to do anything you can to put a smile on that face(:
I couldn't ask for a better girlfriend than KG<3
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National prank your science teacher day
The day when your allowed to prank your science teacher and they can’t do anything!
Me: *pranks science teacher
Science teacher: why did you just prank me
Me: its December 3
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