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A soft drink only sold in Kentucky, quite possibly the best soda ever made.
I'm going to Kentucky to drink about 5 skillion Ale 8-1's and achieve nirvanna.
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To assume a laying position in front of a TV on a coach during work
"Has anyone seen Tim?" "He's currently in Position 1 Alpha"
A rating of the attractiveness of any person male or female on a scale of 1 to 10, 1 being the most ogre-like troglodyte to ever walk the earth and 10 being a literal god or goddess
Guy1: Hey check out that hottie at the bar, she's a perfect 10
Guy2: You've got Beer goggles on she's more like a low 4
Guy1: Your 1-10 Scaling is off
A simple scale to measure your attraction to a woman.
1. I wouldn't and I don't see why anyone would
2. I wouldn't buy I can see why someone would
3. I would but I can see why someone wouldn't
4. I would and I can't see why anyone wouldn't
"Damn dude she's bad AF, what would you rate her on the 1-4 scale"
"Yea she's cute, I'd only give her a 3 tho"
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Nigger Soup is another word for Ramen Noodles because it is cheap and easy to make
They eat Nigger Soup 1 cuz they broke and daddy's in jail.
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The weenie of someone whose name begins with the letter "P."
Hopefully Parker doesn't give Brennan his "1-inch lance!"
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Saying 1 2 fuck out loud fast makes it sound like, "want to fuck"
Originally a joke made by Lauren Courtney of Ohio.
one 1 two 2 fuck 1 2 fuck joke ohio
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