a person who has every possible app, connection or accessory for their i pod and wants to show and explain all of them to you
"o my God here comes Ralph, he probably has a new app or something, he's such an i nerd"
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If your a goofy person who's name starts with an "O" and you like tattoos
Optimus likes tattoos, he's an ink nerd
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When a nerdy guy likes a hot chick and is always hooking her up with fancy IT stuff.
"How did you get the full version of Angry Birds on your phone?"
"The IT guy at my work put it on there for me, he's always getting me apps and music."
"Is he cute?"
"Nah, but he gets me nice stuff"
"Looks like you got yourself a Sugar Nerd!"
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Stereotypical nerd; one viewed as greasy, unhygienic, or straight up fucking gross.
World of Warcraft player, lvl 2 and above Dungeons and Dragons player
"Look at those 'scab nerds' walking into that cyber cafe."
"Daddy, what will happen when all the scab-nerds disappear? "
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Some one who knows alot of random usless stats or facts.
Me.
I'm a stat nerd. Look up my other posts if you care.
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The act of going somewhere nerds would be in an attempt to find a nerd to hit on.
Ted: "Hey dude, want to go to game stop with me?"
Frank: "What game are you going to be getting?"
Ted: "There aren't any games out that I'm interested in, I just wanted to go nerd fishing"
Frank: "Hells yes! That gamer chick we saw there last week was super hot!"
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The process used to locate a nerd within a reasonable proximity by sending a text, email or other type of social media message. The sound alert you hear is almost always associated with a video game sound or music. This is most effective in a home or office setting.
"Hey do you know where Matt is?"
"I not sure. Have you tried Nerd Echolocation yet?"
"Let me see here. I will sent him a text and tweet" click click click
"Oh, he is in the break room. I just heard the Mario 1-UP sound and Legend of Zelda theme song come from that direction."
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