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Child Merchant

When you make out with someone under 13

Aye that boy William a Child Merchant

by zooted_official March 15, 2022


child fucker

Any parents who fuck children into existence. Life is a curse.

You know what you did child fucker!

by credit unkown April 29, 2021


early hood-child education.

A more challenging version of early childhood education which requires a very patient and empathetic care taker or teacher who can properly deal with the effects of the social issues and undesirable home life affecting young children from less fortunate circumstances in a severely negative way, usually manifested in the form of acting out, temper tantrums, screaming, biting, hitting and sometimes cussing. This term can refer to younger children of ANY race in ANY demographic to one degree or another as a result of a wide variety of negative family circumstances and/or negative upbringings, but does NOT include those children who may be mentally disabled. Here, the term "hood", in this context, merely refers to a rough neighborhood which has a higher percentage of broken, less fortunate families, and is NOT being used in a derogatory manner.

Gwyn is majoring in early childhood education, but sometimes feels like she is practicing early hood-child education. Especially when she needs to calmly deal with being bitten, scratched in the face or hit by certain children in daycare.

by Ohioguy November 1, 2022


Genderless child

Not a giraffe.

Genderless Child: Am i right lads or am i right lads?
Lads: You are right lads.

by Cockashit February 24, 2024


Little Child

a small child, a kid
you thought i was going to say a example ''fucking a child''?

The little child is playing in the park.

by s4aintzz August 11, 2023


log child

Stupid and annoying people in any history, geography, or government class in school.

“Man, that guy is a real log child. He doesn’t even know how to find Africa on a world map!”

by 765oneohtwo March 19, 2022


child pole smoker

When an adult likes to suck cock of a minor.

Bethany is a child pole smoker because she likes to suck her 4yr olds dick

by shtifICare December 22, 2015