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when you go to tim hortons and order a extra large black coffee, pour the hot coffe into your girlfreinds vagina then fill the empty cup with moose shit and freeze it, then shove the Canadian finger blaster filled with frozen moose shit up your girfreinds asshole
man that canadian finger blaster made my girlfreind squirt last night
A Canadian Rugrat is when you get a girl to wear a diaper and you take a shit in it and have her roll around like a baby.
Jenny was being a real bitch so I gave her a Canadian Rugrat.
A sex position where the male rides the female from behind(like a sled) but simultaneously rams her anus(like a moose) with both his hands in the shape of a cup with the bottom of the palms together but the fingers away from eachother and the male stretches out her anus until she submits or taps out
Last night I performed a perfect Canadian Moose sled on Taylor
A sex position in which the male is riding the female from behind(like a sled) but the male is simultaneously ramming her anus(like a moose) with his hands in the shape of a cup where the bottom of the palms are together and the male proceeds to stretch the females anus until she submits by saying “what is this all aboat”(say it like a Canadian)
I performed a perfect Canadian Moose Sled last night on Taylor
A Canadian bro is someone who loves the Canadian vag, but would bend over for The PM’s hot cock
Wow that Canadian bro can get any girl in here but I know he wants Justin’s pee pee.
Pubic hair. Specifially crotch pubic hair.
He pulled down his pants and he was sporting a really warm Canadian fur coat.
The Shop That Eats Its Competitors For Breakfast.
"Oh Hey.. Have You checked the Canadian Cart"
"yeah those guys.. Been giving other shops a run for their money"