A no tard is a person who doesn't know how to take no as an answer and is very obnoxious about it
" He is such a no tard, he won't take no as an answer and is being so annoying about it"
When someone forgets something they themself's told you about
Luke: hey man whats that Av u use,
jaz: Avast
Luke: oh yeh i told you about it..
jaz: Lol remo-tard
Somebody who thinks e-tolls are cool
The e-tard was dutifully queueing to pay his e-toll bill
One who is dumb with technology.
Joe: Hey man I can't forward this pic of a Hot Karl
John: Give me your phone you're such an e-tard
Someone who is technologically challenged
Your friend: Yo dude, did you manage to partition your hard drive?
You: Nah man, I'm a bit of an e-tard
Someone who is internet illiterate.
may01:that was great!
juny02: i know, right? lol
may01: what's lol?
juny02: laugh-out-loud, you e-tard!
Claudia: Hey! E-tard! over hear!
Edward: Whaddya want? rape?
Claudia: You are still a piece of Faggetie !
Edward: Here comes my Grandfather cock !!!
Claudia: AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!