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April 12 is wher you can get rich as hell, go spend your money hoes : )
Friend one how are you so rich?
Friend two Bitch, April 12 🤮
April 26 is tell your Significant other you're pregnant day
Mike,"Jerry, I'm pregnant! And it's not your child..." Jerry,"You are a guy Mike! Stop playing games and find some work already!" Mike,"Happy April 26!"
if girl bday: ask her out!!! and wait 2 or 3 days and give hoodie she will love that!!!!
if boy bday: ask him out and just hold hi hand everyday and kiss them they want u really bad so give them love...
On this day you must rail your “friend”?
Abby: Hay Dan, it’s April 7th!
Daniel: Ok get in the car.
April 25 is national call you friends short day!
Call your short friends short and have an excuse!
“You’re short”
“I’M NOT SHORT”
“Dont worry its april 25th”
National Quit playing and fuck her day.
OH SHIT it’s April 9! So.. you tryna-?